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JUST KEEPIN' IT FUCKIN' CLASSY, Y'ALL.

Greetings, Tumblrfags.

Some bullshit about myself: I'm an old woman. I have a sick, weird, and an offensive sense of humor. I post mainly memes, some OC, and current media memes within minutes (ex. celebrity deaths.; current events/national news). You must be at least 18 years old or older to view this blog. I'm not personally responsible for your actions. I love each and everyone of my followers. Without you, I wouldn't have such a kick ass blog!

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My fitness blog; mainly fitness gifs.
http://befityoudumbbitch.tumblr.com/

This blog pretty much speaks for itself. If I find them attractive, I'll post it.
http://celebritiesiwannafuck.tumblr.com/

Pretty damn clear with this blog. It's clothes that I wanna wear.
http://fashionthatiwanttwear.tumblr.com/

Love Harry Potter. Enough said.
http://hermione-granger-is-my-danger.tumblr.com/

The Walking Dead blog. My newest blog.
http://stay-in-the-fucking-house-carl.tumblr.com/
Jul 8 '12

Patrick Smash (11) was born with two stomachs, and hence the uncontrollable ‘talent’ to produce ungodly farts. This soon drives his own dad away and makes his social life hell. His only friend is classmate Alan A. Allen, a prodigy genius, who has no sense of smell. Even Alan’s invention Thunderpants, which renders Patrick’s farts harmless, can’t make his space travel dream realistic. However after the invention of an adaptation which turns it into flying fuel, Alan is recruited by the US space center. Patrick becomes word class tenor Sir John Osgood’s secret high C farter. Their reunion is even more incredible.

I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried.

Patrick Smash (11) was born with two stomachs, and hence the uncontrollable ‘talent’ to produce ungodly farts. This soon drives his own dad away and makes his social life hell. His only friend is classmate Alan A. Allen, a prodigy genius, who has no sense of smell. Even Alan’s invention Thunderpants, which renders Patrick’s farts harmless, can’t make his space travel dream realistic. However after the invention of an adaptation which turns it into flying fuel, Alan is recruited by the US space center. Patrick becomes word class tenor Sir John Osgood’s secret high C farter. Their reunion is even more incredible.



I couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried.

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