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Feb 22

Gilmore Girls Drinking Game

The Gilmore Girls Drinking Game:

Take one drink if:

…Lorelai is drinking coffee

…Luke is yelling at someone

…Luke is arguing with Taylor

…Babette speaks

…Lane defies her Mother

…Two guys fight over Rory

…Emily wears pants instead of a skirt or suit

…Richard is reading

…Kirk is trying to sell something to someone

…Sookie is not cooking

Take three drinks if:

…Richard and Emily have a new maid, cook or housekeeper

… Luke is yelling at Kirk

…Miss Patty actually teaches a class

…Jess is in a scene and is not scowling

…Luke is not wearing a baseball hat

…Michel is nice to a guest

…Paris calls Rory a goody-goody or some form there of (“Someone mad at Rory? That would be like the Tin Man hating Dorothy”)

Pound it if:

…Morey speaks a full sentence

…Rory gets arrested and is actually guilty

…Rory gets an F

…Lorelai eats a leafy green vegetable

…Someone talks slowly